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Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.
" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."
by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022
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Hoofs

My Hoofs are tearing away!
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Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big I think it’s a camel hoof”
by Daddy B D July 11, 2018
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Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.
Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.
by Impure zero September 30, 2017
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Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal
"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"
by Giannifly January 28, 2018
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Camel hoof

A camel toe that goes from the vagina to the anus crack
“My camel toe is so big it must be a camel hoof”
by Daddy B D July 11, 2018
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