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hodgepodge-itis

To Don McDonald and Tom Cock of “Talking Real Money,” Hodgepodge-itis is "portfolio sprawl." It is the condition where an investor’s portfolio has become a chaotic collection of random mutual funds, overlapping ETFs, and "zombie" accounts gathered over decades.
"After looking at your twelve different brokerage accounts and thirty overlapping mutual funds, it’s clear you’re suffering from a classic case of Hodgepodge-itis."
by freeman69 February 8, 2026
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Hodge

Hodge is a name of a guy who is constantly capping, some might call him a compulsive liar.
He can't go one sentence or conversation without capping. He then becomes extremely defensive once you call him out for very obviously lying. He might be found in a scout group or Roblox military game.
Guy: Hey man how's it going?
Hodge: It's going great
Guy: what did you do this weekend?
Hodge: I went to The Democratic Republic Of The Congo
Guy : No you didn't
Hodge: YES I DID!!! ON MY MOTHER I DID!!!!
by officedaddy March 6, 2025
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Hodge

A person who loves a girl with a massive forehead, and has lots of acne and a buzz cut. A Hodge also annoys people about incorrect grammar.
Why are you such a Hodge?
by bbmHodge June 13, 2025
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Hodgey

A leprechaun-like man, commonly referred to as a ‘Short King’.
They are commonly known for cosplaying as little green men and are most commonly found hunting people lost in the DT workshop. They also have a superpower of words.
Hodgey caught you lacking, skill issue.

Hodgey has arrived, hide!

Run away before you are caught by Hodgey’s words!
by Wellingtonshoe123 November 18, 2025
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Hodgehurt

Alright bro, I'm not even Hodgehurt, bro.
by Kuromi x2 January 4, 2026
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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
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