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Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.
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Honking Bilbo

When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.
by DiCkBuTt June 29, 2021
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Hanking

When you pay a guy called hank to beat ur friends up.
i'm so going to be Hanking my friends today
by Hank film man September 23, 2021
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hikingasm

The sensation of reaching the top of an incline or the end of a trail when hiking. When your out of breath, panting, heavy breathing and whimpering because you have pushed yourself so hard to make it to the end. You will find yourself making the same sounds as you may make during an orgasm except without a sexual climax.
That last mile had an incline so steep that I had a hikingasm when I reached the top.
by Queen B Pisces September 28, 2021
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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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Honking

Pomping yourself
Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!
by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022
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Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.
Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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