hobby 

Something you like enjoy doing until you decide making it your profession...

Programming! Remember how much you liked to do complex programs, tricks or scripts to impress your friends (or yourself)? It was cool to do it just because YOU WANTED to do it. But get into IT and the last thing you'll do in your free time is to sit on your PC for hours programming. It won't be your hobby anymore!

hobby by Luis Serrano May 19, 2006

Hibyed 

When someone greets a person, but instantaneously finds out he doesn't really want to speak to that person anyway and quickly finds a way to say bye.
In some way the opposite of Hi-fived.

Guy 1: Hi
Guy 2: Hey Joe, are you still game for comparing our stamp-collections saturday?
Guy 1: Oh wait I gotta.... Bye.
Guy 2: That guy just hibyed me. :(

Hibyed by Sevenflow May 28, 2009

Hobby Lobby Connection 

A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.

Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!

Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!

Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.

Hobby Lobby Connection by RagtagSoldier13 July 4, 2010

hibber

When you yank on a guys dick and give an aggressive hand job. Turning the intensity up to max speed.

"Nobody's about to enjoy this hibber that's about to happen. "

"Man, I got raw dick from that hibber last night. "

"I'm gonna give him a massive hibber tonight"

hibber by Chowingdown June 8, 2014

work hubby 

Co worker who acts like husband during work hours.

Work hubby was really sweet and bought me lunch today.

work hubby by Workboo July 9, 2014

Hobby Horse 

To ride someones ass, to bully or intimidate with power; To bugger your subordinates

My boss loves to hobby horse me

Hobby Horse by lemony snicket badger October 15, 2008

holly hobby 

Adj. or Noun. Simplistic, childish way of doing things. Women who shop at craft stores well into their adult lives. Also, someone who hasn't figured out what is important in life yet.

"Don't be so holly hobby about it."

holly hobby by A. MacAuley September 21, 2004