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Heavy Mythril 

Any heavy metal that deals heavily with fantasy and, to a lesser extent, sci-fi as a thematic and lyrical device. Blind Guardian is perhaps the premier Heavy Mythril group, having an entire album devoted to the Silmarillion and other songs referencing everything from Peter Pan to Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Other such bands include Manowar, Rhapsody, Demons and Wizards, Hammerfall... in fact, a large percentage of powermetal bands fall under this category. Even Led Zeppelin touched on Heavy Mythril, name dropping Gollum and Mordor in their song "Ramble On". The video game Brutal Legend is an example of Heavy Mythril codified and used as a backdrop for a work. Lastly, the name is also used for a D&D campaign setting created by 4chan's /tg/, where the gods are replaced by metal bands.
Yeah, Helloween is awesome, but sometimes you just need to unwind with some good Swedish Heavy Mythril, know what I mean?

Heavy Heart 

A condition in which a seller of a collectable or desirable item (sometimes acquired through a friendship) places that item up for sale at an inflated price, accompanied by a (typically weak) tear-jerking bullshit story of woe, sadness and distress. The tale of woe may involve the illness of a pet, damage to a vehicle, or a bill that is due.

The indication of a "heavy heart" vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one's "Brothers" or "Bros" as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.
Brothers! It is with a heavy heart that I list this grail for sale. My paraplegic pet hermit crab needs a new articulating Titanium prosthetic claw. I was saving for it, but my car broke down, since I need the car to drive my blind cockatoo to the vet 3 times a week for it's dialysis treatments, I had to pay the mechanic using the money that was left to me by my great grandfather Skip, a man that was born a conjoined twin attached at the ankle to his brother. I need cash immediately! I will however consider trades involving Sibert, Emerson, Burch, or Hinderer, valued at table price.
Heavy Heart by Desmodromic December 19, 2012

heavy on it 

Nicki Minaj👑 new saying

That the barbz don’t understand 😩
Who is ready for the mother fucking good form video” HEAVY ON IT”🍪🍪🍪

Heavy Days 

When the world has got you down and it's heavy on your shoulders.
"Oh man I woke up from last night with a racing stripe shaved into my leg."

"Oh man, heavy days."
Heavy Days by pearsnapples October 31, 2011

Heavy hitter

A person on your team in life who has your back up 150% and come taking on the entire opposing team single-handedly that's what I have yet her is all these other definitions fell short of the grace of what a heavy-hitter is
Don't make me call my Heavy Hitters cuz they will tear some s*** up
Heavy hitter by Snow Duarte October 26, 2018

Heavy Bertations 

When one loses the capacity to speak proper english while on camera or in the presence of any other living thing!
Serene Branson had extremely heavy bertations while live on CBS 2 LA. Check you'll see.
Heavy Bertations by proy21 March 14, 2011