Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.

"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"

by deak larjé March 30, 2022

Chi-Town Harmonica

The act of running your partner's erect penis back and forth along your tracheostomy hole while humming different notes as if playing a harmonica.

It sucks that she had to get a tracheotomy but she gave me a chi-town harmonica last night and it felt amazing!

by BrealBtown October 28, 2024

two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁

“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”

by mazislime May 18, 2025

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

hairmonica

A euphemism for genitalia for the purposes of oral sex.

Dude, Sally really gets off when I play her hairmonica!

by dingleningle August 16, 2014

hormonicide

Hormonicide: The result of a man not recognizing when his woman is in a hormonal space and doing something stupid and potentially life threatening. For example:

Questioner: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Replier: "Hormonicide, my wife was PMS'ing and I asked her when dinner would be ready for me."

by Reverendjoe August 20, 2015

harmonizable

The potential to be in harmony but it doesn't sound right

Asia and her auntie were harmonizable during choir practice.

by Asia Ware January 9, 2017