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by Larstait November 6, 2003
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hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."
Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."
by SJS 3 January 12, 2009
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harbinger of terror

This is the shit that you have to hold in for whatever reason, but you can fuckin feel it get more powerful by the second as it builds up and waits for its moment to strike. And you know: any moment could be your last. You're searching for an adequate restroom just to wreak havoc. When you finally find it, you release a diarrhea octopus upon the world.
Holy fuck, I had to hold in this massive harbinger of terror all day. It was a mess when I finally could use the restroom.
by DickMan69 September 11, 2013
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Bean Harbinger

The Most feared sports competitor on the face of this planet
by 03gallagherj February 15, 2008
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Holiday Hoarding

Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.
"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.
by Your Moms Man November 30, 2010
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Dock Hoarding

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
by Leonard69 February 20, 2011
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Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.
Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom
by fivesome April 2, 2015
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