Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

by dkbnonstop7 January 8, 2010

wank hank

A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.

Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.

by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006

Meeting with Hank

Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.

"It's time for my afternoon meeting with Hank."

or

"I feel a Hank brewing."

by Newslacker April 23, 2006

Colin Hanks

Tom Hank's son who stars in Orange County and is kinda hot

Colin Hanks stars in orange County

by Kayla October 18, 2003

Hank

Hank is a root beer sold in Nab One Stop in my town. It is the illest root beer known to mankind. SO since Hank is a funny word and all, you say Hank after each time you cough after a diesel rip of chronic stash.

Quote for using Hank - "COugh!, Hank! That was a diesel rip off the binger."

by Pete April 3, 2005

road hank

When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...

-Where'd Sarah go? Did she get dropped off?

-Nah, she's in there...givin' ROAD HANK!

by Fredersss May 29, 2005

Hank III

One who gets more ass than a toilet seat

White Trash Boone County WV

by Carl Jenkins a.k.a "The Jenkmeister" October 2, 2003