bare-handed double play

a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?

While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.

by Henry's Dad August 28, 2010

hacked

2 white chicks being retarded

(white chick 1): OMG CAN I HACK YOUR SNAPCHAT
(white chick 2): YEAH LOL

(white chick 1): *takes selfie

(white chick 2): *types HACKED BY YOUR BAE
(white chick 1): LOL THATS SOOOO CUTE
(me): THATS NOT HACKING YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES! >:(

by ewokshurt January 26, 2015

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

fat handed twat

A person with large, stubby fingers, looking like they have 10 thumbs

When in conjunction with a large head, more commonly known as "Jack"

"Jack, your hands are so fat. You are a fat handed twat"

by Archie December 5, 2004

Hawked it up

A term described when playing the video game Skate. This includes, but is not limited to, massive air, insane combos, and crazy grinds.

Logan: Did you Just See That insane combo i just put down?
Michael: Dude, you totally Hawked it up just then.

by Logan Troxell November 8, 2007

farmer hankey

the act of intentionally placing a finger over one nostril and blowing your nose with nothing to catch what is ejected.

Man is that gross! He just farmer hankey'ed and it's all over the ground!

by Jeff Ross July 29, 2005

quote red-handed

When someone comes out with a witty comment or funny line which they have taken from a film or television show. The embarassment comes when they are caught out, and someone reveals to the rest of the group that what was just said was not their own wittiness or quick thinking.

Getting "quote red-handed" is especially embarrasing if the show or film being quoted is an embarassing one.

Short person: I'm going to get you.
Jack: What you gonna do? Bite my kneecaps?
John: Dude, you totally got that from Tracy Beaker.
Short Person: Haha. You just got quote red-handed.
John: Haha. *And* you watch Tracy Beaker!
Jack: Dude. So do you.

by NADIAaaaaa. April 19, 2008