grunt

taking a grunt is also known as taking a shit.

"dude, c-ya in a minute. gotta go take uh grunt!"

by yo mommasa pimp May 2, 2006

Grunting Ethel

When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.

I had a Grunting Ethel with that fat chick yesterday; she oinked like a pig the entire night.

by Morganism November 9, 2005

grunt a stinky

To defecate. Also pinch a loaf, lay cable, take a shit.

I have this major turd in my ass. Clear the way 'cuz I got to grunt a stinky.

by Haywood "Grunt a stinky" Youdome February 24, 2008

Gruft

Verb.

The act of passing wind or farting.

No way, can you smell his gruft!

by And. July 28, 2018

Gruntch

The Gunt crutch - A device used to hold her gunt out of the way for trouble free access to her cunt.

Yo man, that chick's gunt was so big I had ta get out the Gruntch. If I only had a gruntch I coulda fucked your mom.

by longdongmorty July 3, 2019

grunt

a member of the marine corps whos MOS is infantry

right now it's all the grunts over in iraq on the front lines.

by SemperFi May 13, 2005

grustate

Part of speech: nerbactive(noun, verb, adjective)
Definition: gross, disgust, AND hate

Noun: I have great grustate towards you.
Verb: I grustate you.
Adjective: You are so grustating.

by Supitsme April 12, 2016