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Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."

Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."

Girl, "Granted"
by ASOUP January 22, 2009
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Cheese Grater

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.
After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.
by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008
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grafted

"dirty" commonly used slang in various parts of england
my jeans are proper grafted
by ISR October 29, 2006
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grated

The after effect of smoking weed. It is almost like a weed hangover, the feeling of lazyness, dry mouth and just general lethargy.
Raaah, those zoots were so strong man, I'm grated
by South London Cro Smoker January 7, 2011
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Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.
She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.
by Lolchica February 22, 2010
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for granted

taking someone/something for granted is a certainty of the status quo.
We take the air we breathe and the water we drink for granted, just as the sun and the moon!!
by Ewl978 September 20, 2008
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Cheese Grater

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.
That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!
by Original DC! April 17, 2010
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