Snake in the Grass

Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.

He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.

"Man, that guy is a real SNAKE IN THE GRASS... better look out for him"

by Gh0st01 November 18, 2009

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Grass Ceiling

When you've smoked so much weed that no matter how much more you smoke, you cannot get any higher.

I smoked so much weed today, I've reached the grass ceiling!

by Goo5e June 18, 2018

Patch of Grass

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.

Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show

by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Humble Grasshopper

Someone who has a LOT to learn, and who is willing to commit to ACTION

"To start learning Dentistry, learn to be a humble grasshopper!!!!!!!!!"

"Patience, young grasshopper" - Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

by amalgam_creep April 18, 2011

watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

by cuhk_solidbones July 18, 2005

Grassalope

Refers to a person who is ideologically against eating meat, but does not enjoy the connotation associated with "vegetarian".

"Dude, you didn't touch your chicken, are you a vegetarian?"
" Vegetarians are scumbags, I am a majestic grassalope"

by VeggieVigilante March 15, 2009