grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers

grape smugglers by Jamie W February 24, 2004

Grape Ape

A 40 foot tall purple ape that was featured in several Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoon shows in the mid-to-late 70s. Although physically imposing the character was a friendly, gentle giant who sometimes didn't know his own strength and would often finish sentences by saying his name "Grape Ape, Grape Ape".

Widely considered to be a mediocre at best character. Often used as a meme by Adam Carolla to explain how terrible TV in general was in his formative years.

"At least now kids have choices as to what to watch on TV. When I was growing up we had Grape Ape. It was just dumb."
"I tried watching Grape Ape on Boomerang (retro H-B cartoon network) but I had to turn it off after 5 minutes."

Grape Ape by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013

grape bones 

Noun

The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten

"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."

grape bones by Rakis October 28, 2015

Grape Ferret 

The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.

That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.

Grape Ferret by Ronrants April 10, 2019

Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.

Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.

Grape Rape by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

grape ape

a potent strain of weed

yo u smoked that ? im gone off that grape ape

grape ape by UGOT August 11, 2007

grape juicing 

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

grape juicing by fuck feminism May 23, 2016