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garnk

An exclamitory noise made by vikings whilst raping teenage girls.
Girl: "AHHHHHHH!"
Viking: "Garnkgarnkgarnk!"
by Mikey T. October 27, 2006
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gank monkey

Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.

The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 31, 2007
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Gank

1. To steal or claim something as your own(verb)

2. To defeat, claim victory over, or kill(verb)
1:"Yo man, I straight up ganked this bitch's stereo while she was catchin' a nut!"
"Soon as the pigs look away imma gank they ride man, know what i'm sayin?"

2:"Ay man, gank that motherfucka with that 44. ice cold!"
"Dumb punk mothafucka! Don't fuck with me unless you lookin' to get ganked bitch!"
by Turnpike.20 November 9, 2018
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ganked

Ganked is a combination of Gang and Fucked, the term is widely used in the MMORPG community. meaning a gang of high levels got together and killed you.
I just got ganked by three 70's
by waron45` April 21, 2008
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glankler

A person who lurks with a ghost, chopper, banshee, mongoose, etc. on a Halo 3 online match. These people either like to piss people off, or are trying to get a splatter spree achievement. Closely related to a 'skeeza', glankers will often horde spartan lasers and rocket launchers as to not be blow up while they are trying to lurk. In the post game lobby they will be harassed and tormented by those who were the victims of there blunt but stealthy assault.
"Glankler at your 9 'o clock!!!"

"Holy crap!!! Where did he learn to camp like that, Boy Scouts?!!"

"Hey blow up that glankler behind that rock over there."
"Sure thing, he's been lurkin' since the match started."

"Glanklers, Skeezas, good lord this map is infested with boy scouts!!!"
by An angry Halo3ist May 12, 2009
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grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.
Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"
by J E Walker April 29, 2003
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Glankler

When a female uses a rusty and or lubricated muffler as a pleasure tool.
My girlfriend got so horney when she heard I was going to give her a Glankler. Boy was she wrong when her ass hurt for a week.
by Biguss Dickuss January 26, 2009
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