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A description of someone or something that is very masculine or awesome, such as eating jerky for two months straight. Manly originated in the northwest around 2002, during an amature boxing tournament, and has spread quickly.
1: Damn, Chuck Norris is manly.

2: Getting kicked in the nuts without falling over or crying about is manly.
by Dave Luck January 20, 2007

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Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.

The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 27, 2007

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A mexican who (usually) lives in texas, and is, in everyway other than race, a stereotypical racist cowboy texan.
The mexitex voted for building the wall along the texas/mexico border, even though he had snuck through that border a few years prior.
by Dave Luck January 20, 2007

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