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gottem

A word describing all things good in the world. The opposite of fiddle. Gottem originated in the Asian portions of New Jersey and had spread to be a world-wide phenomenon. It can be heard in the songs Teach Me How To Gottem, All I Do Is Gottem, and Gottem Good. All math teachers' least favorite word.
Math Teacher: The answer is 69.
Fiddler: Fiddle!
Gottemmer: Gottem!
Math Teacher: Stop with the gottem!
Gottemmer: But all I do is gottem!
by I'm The Gottem King December 18, 2011
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gottem

An asian kids favorite word that he yells after everything. Opposite of fiddler.
Asian kid: Stop fiddling around. You have to be gottem.
Other kid: whatever
by jjj9991 November 12, 2011
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ha got em

your laughing at someone who messed up really bad that could get you in trouble too
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM

OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck
by BattlemaniaYT subscibe to me January 23, 2017
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Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...
L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....
by Evil Tim July 31, 2003
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got 'em

past tense of "get 'em"
This is usually the response of a person to whom "get 'em" was prevously told in reference to an attractive girl/guy
(usually has sexual conotation)
" I saw this SEXY guy at the club last night"
"Uh ohhh....get 'em!"
"Got 'em!"
by Nigerian HOTness May 16, 2006
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Gottem

A term used when a friend is caught looking at the "OK" sign with your hand upside down and below your waist.
Intelligent person: aye cuz look at my pocket
*puts hand in the form of an "OK" sign in front of his pocket*
dumbass:*looks at it*
Intelligent person: says "GOTTEM" loud enough to expose him/her in front of their peers.
dumbass: damn
by DJ Doorjam November 13, 2018
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Goten

The most powerful Character in Dragon Ball relative to age. Has the biggest dick in the multiverse. Is the better of the Goten Teunks duo. Also super cute
Wow Goten is amazing
by DragonBallFinatic February 12, 2019
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