Gordon Freeman

Noun.

The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.

After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.

Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.

Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)

by BGE July 20, 2008

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Gord Downie

The most insane, hyper, and awesome musician of all times
Lead singer for the Tragically Hip

Cousin: hey stop using your gord downie voice with me

by el torped0 July 7, 2008

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Wet ass cooch

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Gordy Groovehard

Noun:a mental deficiency typically seen in white males 16-29. Characteristically they have long stringy hair and wear slipknot hoodies. The key symptoms include oversized studio headphones,singing or agressively mouthing the lyrics to the angsty music played on said headphones, and overzealous air guitaring/drumming. Frequents public subway trains.

That Gordy Groovehard must REALLY love Slipknot.

by Alcatrazz69 October 8, 2013

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