Gorp

Abbreviation of 'greasy otter release program', ie a shit. Especially a smooth slimy dark one. does not include diarrhoea (its not otter shaped).

Ooh, I can't face the world until I've had a good cup of coffee and my morning gorp.

Ahh... That was a good gorp

Back in a minute - I've gotta go release some greasy otters back into the wild

by Merrick January 18, 2007

Gnopix

The ultimate slur. Can be used in place of any insult.

"Screw you, gnopix."
"Stupid gnopix ruin everything."

by Michael August 7, 2003

Glorp

A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...

Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~

by AelaraTheGoo April 12, 2017

Gnork

Combination of a "Geek" "Nerd" and "Dork" basically the best combination of the coolest and smartest people alive!
Meant in a non-derogatory way.

Jim Parsons aka Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory

Donald Glover

"Sheldon is the biggest Gnork there is!"

"But he is also the cutest Gnork ever!! "

by cyanidequeen March 5, 2012

gorping

The act of being extremely high while playing a video game with noise canceling headphones causing complete immersion into the game itself.

Guy 1: I got so stoned last night while playing Destiny.
Guy 2: Oh yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was totally gorping!
Guy 2: Sweet action!

by Jaziera May 20, 2015

gorp

GORP
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck

See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.

"Your mom's hot."
"Gorp a dork."

by Nick July 15, 2004

Glorp

Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, you’re just chillin

Boy “Ay bro he just fucked yo girl.”
You I’m glorping

by Kalepaaaaa March 31, 2020