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Glorbing

I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
by BoomBOom297 September 7, 2011
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globed

A practical joke of sorts, that involves the inconspicuous planting of cheap and tacky snowglobes around the victim's room (condom/sock drawer, under the pillow, nestled in sex toy chest).

The ultimate goal for the victim (or their significant other/hook up) to discover the distasteful object at inopportune moments.
(additional points if it results in a total cock block).
"Bro, you totally globed me the other night when I was gettin' busy with this chick. You owe me an orgasm."

"You been GLOBED, motherfucka!"
by stabzilla December 25, 2012
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Globe

A symbol of wealth and/or a position of high power; item of pride; purchased when living the highlife
"I hope to own a Globe when I become successful" or "They must be doing really well off because I noticed a Globe in their living room."
by BigPine August 9, 2009
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glodek

usually represents someone who is the most awesome person in the world
oh he is so glodek
by jimmyhill657364 November 25, 2010
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Gloner

Gloner is short for "Glee Boner". Generally, someone may obtain a Gloner while watching an episode of Glee.
Guy 1: Oh my god Steve!! Did you see that episode of Glee last night?!?

Guy 2: You better believe it Perry, I had the biggest Gloner way after the show was over too!!
by SCUBA COLLIN November 28, 2010
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glorange

Verb.
The act of blowing someone off immediately without pause or apology the moment when someone else more important becomes available to schmooze or suck up to.

The act is abrupt and incredibly rude, leaving the person you gloranged feeling dejected and unimportant, not worthy of your time.
Jimmy gloranged me as soon as the head of the department walked past.
by angus fantasma May 26, 2011
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Around The Globe Dome

When you receive head from 3 or more girls that are from differents racial backrounds at once.
1. "Yo i just an around the globe from that english chick the spanish chick and the asian chick but i couldnt get hard"

2. L Dub : "son he had three girls from 3 different nationalities sucking his dick"
Vito: "Hahahaha"
L Dub: "He got an around the globe dome dogg"
Vito : "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Vito : "That made my day"
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