Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

gezer

A person who is annoyingly enthusiastic asking far too many questions and demanding answers!

Person who sits on forums asking loads of questions about stuff while thinking they know what they are actually talking about, what a gezer!

by Matty Purvis August 25, 2010

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010

Geezer

An old person.

He's just an old geezer.
You geezer! (old fart)

by Bryan Malley August 12, 2002

gezer

someone who thirsts for knowledge, or an act of pursuing wisdom. Similar to a gannit, but instead of food, knowledge.

That guy is a bit of a gezer asking all those questions.

I need to gezer before I can answer that question.

by t0astie August 25, 2010