geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

Geeza

Stringeeeeeeeeeey

I wish I was a stringeeeeeeeeeey geeza.

by Clarkeeeeeey June 20, 2016

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008

geekarage

A debilitating disease where a Ninja Geekis unable to credit others and instead in an act of defiance and plagerism will steal others definitions. A simple apology would ail a Ninja Geek of what ails him.

Geekarage:

"A Ninja Geek, who gave the 'original' definition for Ninja Geek is one who suffers from such a disease.

by Kirklander February 7, 2006

Geetastic

An addition to a noun, in which the noun of interest is invariably so cool that it must be exclaimed worthy of Geet status.

Man that car is geetastic.
Man, that girl don't even know how geetastic her chesticles are.

by Blind Moth October 23, 2008

geegak

a word Leila made up on twitter. no one really even knows what it means. and the context clues give nothing away.

"silly geegak"

by 15smiles January 13, 2009

Geeeartsje

Nickname for girls living in Leeuwarden (Frisia, The Netherlands) who stay there sitting in their room talking to guys they've met once or twice IRL.

OMG that girl is such a Geeeartsje, she met Frizzle twice at a party but she won’t come over to visit him. I doubt they will be Greppeltje Graaien any time soon.

by The_Jay May 4, 2010