A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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Used mainly for fun
Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
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by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
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