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Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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back to the future

when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future
aye vro, i fucked that bitch back to the future
by BigWang69420 January 5, 2020
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Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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the near future

A more or less fictitious point in the future that will eventually occur.... never.
Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.

A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
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Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.
Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.
by GrandHustler March 6, 2014
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future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets
Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec
by Dthefraudghey May 6, 2021
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