funtasticular

An orgy of Fun, Fantastic and Spectacular that culminates into an eruption of a word that is best described as an exsploogulation...or Funtasticular.

Annie: Boba has Funtasticular Cancer. He O/D'd on life.
The Senate: Goodgoodgood

by Mace Windu L. Jackson May 5, 2007

Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

Funstipation

1. When an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. When you want to have fun, but it's just not coming out. Kinda like poop.

Due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at Denny's because that's all our crappy city has to offer.

Man, I'm so funstipated. It sucks.

by Titty McGarglenuts October 7, 2009

Funstake

The kind of mistake you want to make again.

Last night was full of debauchery, irresponsible decisions, and funstakes, let's do it again soon!

by queenKJ April 8, 2010

Funstation

The funnest place in Tallahassee. Has Go Karts, blaster boats, lazer tag, mini golf, batting cages, as well as the largest arcade in town.

The Funstation is the bomb diggity, if you wana have a great time.

by Game Tech November 23, 2011

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017

functional addict

An individual to spite of having a chemical dependency, is able to maintain a career, family setting, and functioning semi normally into society. Many of the times these individuals require their drugs in order to function in society.

Yes I'm strung out I fix many times a day but I live in a nice house I have a loving wife and my children never want for anything I am the most functional addict there is.

by LuckyDevil 777 December 28, 2017