Skip to main content

Fuckstinctual 

The instinct a man feels when woken in the middle of the night by a female companion with the urges to procreate.
(Wife coming to bed late: gets in bed)
(Husband sound asleep: instantly awake and randy)
Wife: “how can you be this awake all of the sudden?? “
Husband: “it’s fuckstinctual”

fuckstick 

Any stick-shaped object used to screw something or someone.
I lost my fuckstick in Kyle Wotring.
fuckstick by Brave & sexy Foxx January 29, 2003

fuckstick 

Tommo's a fucksticker who fucks sticks, what a fuckstick.
fuckstick by Haemoglobin August 31, 2003

fuckstick 

I dunno som1 whos a fuckstick
Suck on the snotty end of my fuckstik.
fuckstick by b00gerzRUl3 August 6, 2004

fuckstick 

Any kind of stick or stick-like object used in sexual activities. It can be anything, from a baseball bat to a drumstick (poultry or the kind used in playing drums) a vibrator to the handbrake in one's car.
Last night, Mary used the fuckstick that Jill gave to her for her birthday on Rachel.
fuckstick by Mr. Yum Yum February 4, 2007

Fuckstick 

A fuckstick is a person who acts like a total asshole 24/7. Someone who annoy's everyone within a 20 foot radius. In act of rage one may yell out 'FUCKSTICK' if nothing better to say.
My God, your Dad is a total fuckstick, no wonder he wouldn't take us to the Strip joint.
Fuckstick by marley97 December 10, 2010