I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.
by Nive7 June 02, 2010
synonym for 'wasting time' or 'slacking off'
by Professor Poo October 31, 2008
A nickname for 24-hour "Dunkin' Donuts" stores when used as a haven after a long night of drinking. Often used to nap and sober up until morning.
by Ray-Z January 17, 2006
Someone who dunks the proverbial donut into the company coffee; i.e., someone who sleeps around with colleagues from work.
by WingNut November 17, 2007
The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.
Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
by powdered donut June 17, 2021
An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 14, 2016
Usmaan is a floppy donut because he got caught by his manager viewing Christmas photos of his friends crush.
by Shanddyyysheliottt December 15, 2021