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Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.
Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.
by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018
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Fluff-dungeon

A woman's vaginal/vulval area, usually a particularly hairy one.
It was great, we had some dinner and drinks, she came back to mine and I hopped right on her fluff-dungeon.
by DirtyGertie89 May 19, 2011
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(fluff)Friends

A great Facebook app with cute animals that happens to have an ironic title: a fluff friend is probably a friend in Facebook-name only.
"I have (fluff)Friends on Facebook!" "You mean your sister's ex's friend's cousin you added last week?" "No, it's a kitten."
by Facebook user May 13, 2009
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Fluff

Safe for work/ school term to replace the word "fuck" in a sentence.
1.) I got an F on my grade card in English, Fluff...

2.) I fluffed this girl last night and she was fluffing good at what she does.
by DJ-Slow-N-Throw December 13, 2010
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mutt fluff

The term used for wetbacks hair. When wetbacks swim across their sewer canal aka the river.
Kristin- Eww that wetbacks hair is nappy!
Kayle- No, it's not it's mutt fluff Nappy is nigger hair!!
by Veronnika January 2, 2008
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Fluff Wife

A non-working wife, usually either an expat or very wealthy. Fluff Wives are not the primary caregiver for their children. That is the job of the maid/nanny.

A Fluff Wife 'fills' up her days fluffing around with prolonged visits to the salon, meeting friends for morning coffee, lunch or afternoon coffee and obviously spending lots of time shopping.

All the above activities will be carried out in the company of other Fluff Wives. The main topics of conversation are 1) Gossip, 2) Gossip, 3) Gossip, 4) Competing stories of their 'exceptional' child/ren's antics and 5) Name dropping.
A Fluff Wife and her friends some of the other Fluff Wives gathered at the salon for a creme bath and pedicure session, followed by coffee at Starbucks.

"Oh" said Agatha, "You'll never guess who has been invited to perform at the embassy party next week, my little Jimmy of course. Such an angelic voice he has. The Ambassador must of heard him sing at the school concert last week."
by Tig-ger July 6, 2009
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fluff the pillow

The act of shaking your penis to make it erect
That bitch wanted sex so bad, but I was so tired, so I had to fluff the pillow.
by IamKurt November 17, 2006
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