flooms

to save your farts in a jar.

do you still flooms

by red dick this hurts June 26, 2009

Floofy

Adj: Fluffy and poofy.

In the 80's many women had floofy hair.

by Cat Kamala February 1, 2010

Floofer

A servant of Gemina, Queen of the Land of Floof. All praise be to Gemina!

That's Sam, she's a fellow floofer.

by FlooferSnail December 27, 2016

yellow floofy thing

a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.

A"is it time?"
B"i think so"
A"get the yellow floofy thing"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Log Floom

A Log Floom is when a guy is bent over and girl/guy from behind sucks his dick. Since his dick his under his ass he takes a shit. The shit slides down his dick into his/her mouth.

**~_Log Floom_~**
*Guy bends over forward.
*He takes his dick and pushes it under his ass
*The girl/guy takes it and starts sucking on it from behind him.
*While the girl/guy is sucking on the dick, the guy who is getting his dick sucked starts to take a shit.
*The shit slides down his dick into the girl/guy's mouth

by Siegem October 16, 2008

Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

Floofy

Adjective- Soft and malleable in texture.

My boyfriend's hair is floofy.

by Angillas November 27, 2009