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flock

he’s to flock
his outfit is flock
by theheroinfathr June 12, 2021
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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i have no flock

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"
by Kismet Kitten May 20, 2017
mugGet the i have no flockmug.

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".
Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!
by hammerjelly June 6, 2011
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Flocking

The act of cuming on a inanimate object and then covering it with your pubes whilst using the cum as a glue
Man 1: you bro, you wanna go flocking on our toys later?
Man 2: oh hell nah
by Ifyouseethisspqrykitsme August 3, 2025
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Flock ass

Someone who follows people who do stupid or follow orders that other people give them that they wouldn't even Do there self
Getcho flock ass from around me to.
by Dreadbone May 18, 2017
mugGet the Flock assmug.

Flock of Pigeons

A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.

When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.

For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.

All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
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