flinthired

Crazily, ridiculously and utterly obsessed.

This word is often used when refering to crushes, but can be used to say someone has found a new favorite pasttime. Can sometimes mean dangerously obsessed to an unstable degree where one's friends seriously worry about that person's sanity.

The word "flinthired" originated when a very wise person said, "she is so obsessed with him, she would let him hire her to strike flint on a rock all day long."

This word is also an excellent scrabble play.

Amanda: Omg, Did you hear about the newest guy Carolyn is flinthired with?

Abby: yea, she's got it soo bad. She checks his away message every ten seconds...

Kellee: She NEVER stops talking about him...

Amanda: I'm really worried about her...I heard she camped outside his house last night and hasn't eaten anything but olives since he mentioned he liked them a while ago.

by AbbbyZ November 27, 2006

flintridge sacred heart academy

An all-girls private school in the Pasadena area. Girls are known as the "Whores on the Hill".

Sarah is a junior at Flintridge Sacred Heart Academy.

by Clarissa Worthington-Howe June 1, 2007

flirtastic

Used to explain someone who is overtly flirty.

Antonio, you are SO flirtastic!

by lysanderwrath October 16, 2008

Flextate

Jumping from one opinion to another.

'You see Jim, I think that my sexuality may be flextating. I just don't know what I want anymore, I just flextate from gay to straight.

by EllyR1993 October 21, 2010

flirt-bombing

Being a major player or playerette and sending out massive flirty texts to several people, and waiting to see who writes back. Then flirting with all of them at the same time while doing some mundane activity.

Yo, did you hear Chris was flirt-bombing with 4 girls last night while playing Settlers of Catan online?
Nah, man, that guy is ALWAYS flirt-bombing with somebody.

by TatianaB May 2, 2011

Flintstone Friend

A person you are friends with in real life, but are not friends with on Facebook.

I don't want them to see my profile, that's why they're a Flintstone Friend.

by rheniumoxide February 9, 2015

flirt sink

a person with whom you flirt with primarily as a way to avoid over-flirtation with other people; a person doomed to the liminal space between friend zone and fwb for eternity

noun; adjective; stemming from the term heat sink, referring to an object used to dissipate excessive heat

Who's this bitty you're talking to, broseph? Anything there?

- Ah, nah homie. She just some flirt sink. She don't even live here.

I thought that he knew I just used him as a flirt sink, and now he wants to like talk about real life stuff. Ew!

by OtterlyMad February 28, 2017