Fleeter

someone who Thinks He Has A Bigger Dick Than Everyone Else. And Is Probably a dick himself. Also He's Arrogant, And Cockey.

dude 1.:That Dude's A Pussy. ill beat his ass anyday. He Probably got a small dick, if he even has one. but ya know, No One Has A Bigger one than me.

dude 2: what a fleeter.

by Shadow Problem May 3, 2010

Fleetwood Broham

One of the illest Cadillacs ever made, primarily used for dealing drugs in. Some of the best known brohams were produced in the 1980s. However in the 1990s the Chevrolet Caprice/Impala SS stole some of the Caddy's thunder as a drug dealer mobile. Broham is pronounced "broam".

Shit dat boy got dem 22's on his Fleetwood Broham from da cannibis he be dealin.

by Tek Nine October 11, 2006

feltching

To remove sexual fluids from partners anus via sucking or licking

After Brad's magnum size penis finished in my ass, he began feltching his load out of it.

by Spurlin March 3, 2009

fleetwood

A hairstyle for men characterized by having the top of the head bald with a fringe of long hair on the sides and down the back -- like Mick Fleetwood.

Alice: Look at that old dude with long hair and bald on top.
Buster: He's sportin' a fleetwood

by borderwulf March 16, 2010

Fleet

a cool person who is incredibly fresh and has people that want to be fly like them

the term was originated in Marcy Projects BK, NYC...

person 1: Yo dat nigga stay shittin on deez bum ass niggas

person2: wrd...dat nigga stay fleet

by Detwyler December 18, 2008

fleet-wide-pussy

A bitch with a pussy so deep and so wide that a fleet of Mack trucks could drive through it without touching the sides.

A girl sat down and then spread her legs to let her twat air out and truck drivers mistook her fleet-wide-pussy for a 4-lane tunnel.

by Misty Griffith March 30, 2009

Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010