Flea Market

When one person in an orgy has crabs and gives it to every member in the orgy.

Man, I was with a couple of people the other day and I ended up getting an STD, I think someone flea market the orgy

by The turn tables June 17, 2022

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018

flea spreader

A pet that has contracted fleas and is segregated to keep the fleas from spreading to other pets, furniture, people etc.

“Minnie is a flea spreader, just like the rest of them”

by minniecrip August 12, 2022

Wook-flea

A girl who wears minimal clothing, large furry boots, candy bracelets, panda hats, and will blow anybody who has molly at a rave. Usually found getting bounced around porter potties by the local drug dealers like a hacky sack.

Look at that wook-flea stumbling out of the porter potty with a glow in the dark condom stuck to her leg.

by MitchRundle June 3, 2016

Flea biscuit

A cat or dog that has a flea infestation. Typically, something resembling mange, or a skin disease. They run as fast as a horse to find a mate and reproduce. These animals are very shady

That darn cat is a flea biscuit, running like heck to find another cat to mate with.

by Cr33pshow June 19, 2019