Flea Flicker

A trip taken by one or more co-workers during the work week, which has no legitimate work or family purpose, and is achieved through misdirection to fool work colleagues into believing it is a legitimate family trip and to fool spouse/family into believing it is a legitimate business trip. When executed properly, this seldom used, high-risk tactic, can result in significant time away from both work and family but often results in awkward silences with or nonsensical explanations to co-workers and apologies to spouses and/or family members. The “flea flicker” is considered an extreme variant of the “stretch.”

Worker 1: Have you seen co-worker X, Y or Z this week?

Worker 2: No, I thought they were in New York for meetings.

Worker 1: There are no meetings in New York this week, they must be running the flea flicker again and I can’t wait to hear the explanations for their simultaneous disappearances.

by MDM_1234 December 31, 2012

fleagle

Any person that can sit around all day and do nothing at work except cruise the internet and write emails. Usually works for some government agency

Why is my inbox full again? Must be fleagle.

by buzzard nuts March 1, 2005

fleak

to be distroght over an experrience, in reference to "freaking" out

holy crap i totally fleaked out, when that dude showed his wanger

by grant sweeting September 17, 2005

Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

fleatoe

a very small even microscopic penis (about the size of a flea's toe)

kevin has a fleatoe!!!!

by Adam and kevin January 12, 2006

flea

female lookingfor extra attention. Female with very little clothes on.

Here comes a flea down the block .There are fleasin the building.

by Leidee_Diva September 2, 2011

fleapowered

An electronic device that lacks the processing power to achieve the advertised/marketed specifications.

The D-Link NAS-323 and NAS-343 are rated for 1 Gbps speeds, but the fleapowered processor limits the speed to 1/5th that when optimally configured and 1/10th than when configured using RAID.

by rogue007 September 21, 2013