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flatte

flatte |ˈfläˌtā| noun : a decaffeinated latte

The construction is similar to “blog” – the last letter of a two-word phrase (“web log”) coupled with the full second word. In this case, “decaf latte” becomes “flatte.”
It's too late in the day for caffeine but I still want a coffee. So, could you get me a flatte if you're going to the cafe?
by Emoticonoclast July 17, 2011
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flattered but I'm taken

When she feels bad and pretends to be with someone so you don't ball up in your room and cry.
by Moejoe3432 June 15, 2016
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dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.
"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"
by HDS714braves May 21, 2020
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Sentinel Flattace

A fart the proceeds a larger fart. the reason for this is for safety of the individual farting, to ensure that there is not something more behind it. If the individual is not sure about if he or she has to crap or not, the sentinel fart is utilized to determine this. If the fart is disbanded in safety, it is ok to proceed with the larger, more robust flattace.
P1: Why does Brad keep crapping his pants like a 2nd grader? He is a grown man.

P2: He should probably be taught the magic of sentinel flattace.
by jaydizzle21 August 20, 2012
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flattie

the worst type of fat chick. (fat AND no boobs)
"Check out that flattie, shes just your size Brady."
by CORE LansingMi October 20, 2008
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tortilla flats

A neighborhood in Leucadia, California. Also the name of the local punks' tagging crew. Sometimes tagged TxFx ENC
It look like the Tortilla Flats crew went through a whole can of paint on your wall last night Mikey!
by w. Coastal Eddie December 14, 2008
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flatten

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.
the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...
by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011
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