A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.
I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.
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