Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flapjacker

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.

Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!

by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 9, 2010

Flapjack

A bong holder, or any container or apparatus that may house your bong when not in use.

Dude, my flapjack used to be my Christmas stocking before my dad moved out. That was three years ago.

by Hobone July 2, 2004

Flapjack

A cute blond female, with an extreme Asian fetish whom barks like a dog and meows like a cat frequently. Also prone to destroying entire bags of deep fried food in one sitting.

Yo, look at Flapjack over there getting flapjacked by those to Asian dudes.

by Noodles123456 June 30, 2010

flapjack

(noun) A soggy pancake that has been thrown at a wall (and sticks to it).

God, look at all the flapjacks in her living room. I wonder how much batter that took.

by Kendanium p March 8, 2008