booty flake

The flakes of shit left in the ass of one who didn't wipe well enough.

I was eating this girls ass the other day and a booty flake got stuck in my teeth

by booty flake January 12, 2015

anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.

a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"

by dangerous donnivan April 9, 2008

Freak Flake

ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn't remember saying it when the time comes.....yea that bitch is a FREAK FLAKE!!!

Me: Aye Baby You Whatcha Wanna Do?
Her: I Wanna Lick It Till It Shines!
Me: So Lets Hang Tomorrow

Next Day...

Me: Lets Do It Baby
Her: Oh I Was Just Joking Im Not Like That!
Me: You FREAK FLAKE -__-

by BasedMuffin September 5, 2011

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

by franalpo November 2, 2009

cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009

the flake

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

by rion1987 May 22, 2014