Fivesexual

When your in love with the fictional character Five Hargreeves from The umbrella academy!

Someone:I think I like Five hargreeves
Someone else: your an Fivesexual

by Luna Michael January 13, 2021

Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime July 16, 2008

five iron frenzy

An awesome Christian Ska/Punk band. Their songs are super funny, not too much of that moaning about your freaking girlfriend crap, it's great. Their Cds include:
Our Newest Album-Ever!
The End is Here
The End Is Near
Upbeats and Beatdowns
Quantity is Job 1 and many more. If you haven't heard them, you don't know what you're missing.(besides your comb).

Five iron frenzy is the freaking best band ever!

by pineapple_babe March 7, 2005

five on one

A slang word for male masturbation. It refers to your 5 finers on your penis, hence 5 on 1.

Hey man, i'm horny, i think i'm gonna go do a lil 5-on-1.

by The Pimp February 3, 2003

high-five sex

high-five sex: is sex followed by the girl giving her partner a high-five. This type of sex only occurs with certain women and is a sign that they are a keeper

so man do you know if your girlfriend is the one?
yes we had high-five sex.

by BobHopeLives March 5, 2011

California Kickball Five Base League

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.

Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

by Cum-czar May 1, 2009

Five Clicks to Jesus

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.

I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!

by Viper13 November 14, 2007