finted

a person who was at one point in time a fint

zim finted back in his day

by Joe August 5, 2003

Face fisted

When someone punches you in the face for no reason, except to punch someone.

Wade was just sitting there minding his own business when Murder cold cocked him. Wade screamed "WTF man", Murder siad "I was bored so I face fisted your ass!" Then Wade said "to shay my brotha."

by FoxO'clock April 29, 2010

Fatted

Verb. When someone obese sits next or close to you and their fat squishes into to your body. You were fatted.
This occasionally happen to people on trains, planes or buses.

On my home on the railroad a man fatted me against the window.

by Rkegs September 20, 2006

Survival of the fittest

When you go through your list of fuck buddies and friends with benefits and choose the fittest girls and get rid of all the munters until eventually you're left with the fittest ones.

"I don't know which one I like the most?"
"Go all survival of the fittest on them dude"

by Elach April 8, 2015

TWO FISTED DICK

Someone who terrorizes bald men on the highway.

Bald man driving down the road gets bottled in by a truck. Two fisted dick behind bald man's vehicle blows horn, threatens violence.

by DARIN SMITH November 22, 2006

Ham Fisted

Ham fisted as in, a very fat persons hand. Lacking dexterity, and producing poor results in tasks requiring accuracy. Makes sense as the phrase is used to describe something done clumsily, poorly executed. The saying is not limited to physical actions, it can also apply to social situations, a versatile phrase, and/or insult.

"Luke locked himself out while drunk last night and ham fisted his way into the house by kicking in the fucking door. He's a liability, I swear."

"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."

by theturkishprince November 15, 2018

double fisted doom

Quote: "It's when you take one shot of doom, and u chase it with another shot of doom." taking these 11-12 shots at once will make ur nite into a memorable one. Whether u end up in detox, naked under a bridge with a hairy middle aged man who cant speak english, or in a crib with deef looking over you, the double fisted doom will designate you "a man".

HOLY SHIT! that double fisted doom hit me like getting ur pubes ripped off...damn

by deef remington November 7, 2007