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filthy santa 

on christmas you cover the floor with dirt (or danieles face) and you place your penis in her ass and you pull out and you take the shit thats on your penis and you put it in the milk by the fire place and santa has a nice surprise
one time my friend brian gave this women a filthy santa by placing a pail over her head because he didn't want to look at her and than she drank the milk ya know cuz daniele is gross ya know she looks like a human herpy ya know she smells like an elephants asshole ya know she likes to lick da trunk while gettin humped while watching forest gump ya know shes ugly like ass ya know

Filthy niggers 

1.Those who have extreme diarrhea of the mouth

2.A dirty nigger or niglet
3.Someone who was guilty and somehow magically gets the all the charges of EVADING police dropped after leading long ass chase
Those Filthy Niggers like O.J. disgust me

Filthy Swine 

A Large, Ugly, Obese thing. Usually eating everything, and carries 2 lunchs. (or more) Depends on fries to live.
That man with the 2 lunchs and a pound of fries, is a filthy swine.
Filthy Swine by winetwine May 18, 2006

filthy muppet 

the act of fisting someone elbow deep, thus reducing the subject to muppet status
i gave Ryan's girlfriend the filthy muppet while he was passed out at the party.
filthy muppet by Vulva Hammer September 3, 2010

Filthy Edison 

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus
I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison
Filthy Edison by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Filthy Sandkiss 

Similar to a "Dirty Sanchez" only this time, you start by wiping the old anal dust on your own anus, onto the victim's upper lip like a sandy fudge moustache.
"For the sake of art," I gave my boss a 'Filthy Sandkiss'
Filthy Sandkiss by Tyler Cee December 15, 2006