When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 26, 2019
Get the Two Finger Fiddlemug. John Greer will be willing to twiddle with your fiddle but perfers to twiddle with Austin Honeycutt's fiddle
by RastaPastaBeensterBeen March 13, 2009
Get the Twiddle with your Fiddlemug. 1. to behave, proceed, or think in a confused or aimless fashion
2. having the attention diverted
3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.
Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.
related forms:
fiddle farting
2. having the attention diverted
3. incapable of behaving, reacting, etc., in an expected manner.
Terminology coined by Benjamin Sandor Peters, Phoenix Arizona, January 2010.
related forms:
fiddle farting
by dashitdiggadee February 12, 2010
Get the fiddle fuckin aroundmug. when u gently tease someones flabby stomach or thighs. to fuck with a fat persons fat. to slap the rolls on the back of a fat persons neck. derived from a box of cookies i saw called "fiddle faddles"
by ryan m 369 February 4, 2009
Get the fiddle your faddlemug. by Yashira May 1, 2008
Get the fiddle faddlemug. When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.
It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.
It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.
Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"
Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"
Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"
by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018
Get the Fiddle me Faddlemug. 1. The worst insult you could say to a complete dumbass. You can say this to a faggot that doesn't understand the word, like a teacher, or if you are in an argument and you cannot think of a comeback you can just finish the bitch off with Fiddle-De-Doo.
by MichaelCapps January 7, 2011
Get the Fiddle-Dee-Doomug.