Big boys with big ass dicks 🍆🍆 we pull hot bitches like ooo💦💦 hit these guys up if you ever meet them
by Real gang gang March 10, 2020
Get the Jayden&Fernando mug.Fernando is a person that will make you laugh almost every day, he is a person you can talk with for hours and it will seem like minutes. When everything is ok - he seems like a best person you could ever had in your life. When the life gets a bit difficult - he is ok with it and he will just leave without asking what is wrong, without any desire to fix things... or he will just want to ignore the things that happened in order to keep friendship going... Its impossible to decide if you want people like he is in your life or not, there is just too many reasons for and against :(
Fernando!?
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by Waltuh Hartwell white November 20, 2023
Get the Fernando mug.My brother, Bag this man right now... Because he will fuck all the guys in your group, it doesn't matter what age.. race.. shortest or tallest. He will eat your taco like a candy-cane. Bro.. He has whole schedule.
On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.
On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.
On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.
On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.
On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..
On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.
Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.
P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
On a Mondayss, Its sucker eater.
On a Tuesdays, its of course Mexican taco day.
On a Wednesdays, Its time for that well done Hershey.
On a Thursdays, He is taking break from the craziness.
On a Fridays.. he be wildin on that day.. he be eating everything... even the moon..
On a Saturdays, he bee selling himself out.
On a Sunday, he goes to church ong.
Anyways he is real brother to my mother to my sister to my second-fifth uncanceled cousin.
P.s. He is like 5'7". He is built but he very gay. He has 5 numbers in his bank. But he will take his friends v card on daily.
A: Bro where is Fernando at?
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
B: BRO YOU DON'T KNOW?
A: Don't know what?
B: ITS WEDNESDAYS FOR HIM BRO..?!
A: Shit I be missing out rn.
by yeetaaron1 January 31, 2024
Get the Fernando mug.Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).
C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!
A: Oh!? You must be talking about
Fernando Sigmalonso!
A: Oh!? You must be talking about
Fernando Sigmalonso!
by Thewr1t3r February 3, 2024
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