Fernando

A Venezuelan or Mexican kid that’s really funny and hot he knows how to cheer you up. He eats pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner fuck it even a snack.

He will rock your world in every way possible.

He might be a pussy slayer but when he finds the one he’s staying with her.

He is also very funny and caring.
*Girl 1* Omg this rlly cute guy asked me to prom he was so majestic and dreamy I didn’t get his name though ;(

*Girl 2* Dont worry girl he was definitely a Fernando

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*Omg i lost my virginity to Fernando he may be 5ft 4 but he has 6 extra inches somewhere else*
by Nando964 September 17, 2022
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Fernando is a person that will make you laugh almost every day, he is a person you can talk with for hours and it will seem like minutes. When everything is ok - he seems like a best person you could ever had in your life. When the life gets a bit difficult - he is ok with it and he will just leave without asking what is wrong, without any desire to fix things... or he will just want to ignore the things that happened in order to keep friendship going... Its impossible to decide if you want people like he is in your life or not, there is just too many reasons for and against :(
Fernando!?
by Grrr1234567 June 04, 2020
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An intelectual, awesome and charming man! Fanboy of DC Comics and DC's cinematographic universe (Suicide Squad makes him happy). He is Bat-Man at night, besides.
Guy One: Look at the sky! Is a bird?
Guy Two: Is a plane
Fernando: No! It's me!
by Gucci Gang Gucci Gang November 21, 2017
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Fernando is pretty much a fucking alpha Mae sigma based chad. He fucks pussy on the daily. Also he fucking hates liberals for some reason. He fucks everyone's mom and is such a gentleman. He will care for you and is a very funny guy.
Girl: hey I met a really nice guy last night I think I am in love
Friend: well he must be Fernando right?
by Nnnnnnniggggggasss November 24, 2021
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Fernando , Fernando is not funny not even close , the people who know Feranando wish for him to die .
"Wow did you see Fernando"
"Yes , girls fear him !"
"Wow tampoco pregunte "
Fer told me once he wanted an alargador de pene!"
by AlexPaaCulon November 22, 2021
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Fernando is the type of person to make you fall in love in such a weird way and even tho he’s hurt you multiple times and opened a wound and added hand sanitizer you could and still like him there’s no way to get rid of him and he’s just so dorky and you’ve written multiple things about him and yet he’s still clueless. You can never be mad at Fernando in fact when you think of him you smile. Fernando can make you happy and sad in the same minute.Fernando has like 2 close friends but is very social.
Friend1: have you heard from Fernando

Me:ughhh I wish and at the same time I don’t wish to have heard from him

Friend1: haha I get it!
by 4Moly_4 September 06, 2022
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He’s the type of person that would make you so nervous that the only thing you’d be able to do around him is laugh. He makes you feel so warm and so happy that all you want to do is be around him. He’s the type that makes you shy and still want to be around him no matter how many mixed signals he throws your way. I really wish I could tell you all the things I want to say to you.
by Still wanna kiss? December 19, 2021
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