Cape Cod Female

A True Cape Cod female meaning 90% of them are a complete waste of time. They usually all end their relationships before summer so they can be complete sluts. They cant think for themselves. If their friends dont like somebody they have to not like them as well or they will be rejected and they cant handle that. You never want to piss one off either because her and her whole group of friends will go extremely far out of their way to make sure you cant have a relationship with anybody else. It's not like they have anything better to do. Most of them have bad drug problems as well and are so dependant on the material things their parents have bought for them that they look down on anybody that has to struggle to make ends meet while they're driving around in their mom or dads car. They are in search of a stable place to stay thats not their parents but where they can fuck and party and they dont believe in love they will leave you in a second to bounce on the next cock with more money.

I went to the cape and all i got was fucked over by some cape cod female.

by Righteous1 June 20, 2008

female orgasm

Contrary to popular belief, it indeed DOES exist. Most women are fully capable of having orgasms if they "train" themselves to do so. Female porn-stars are mostly highly-orgasmic women because they've trained themselves to have orgasms. Most guys suck at sex and won't admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to orgasm. Ladies, there is hope...but it comes with batteries.

Why males can't bring females to orgasm:
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)

Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians

Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex

Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over

There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.

by PS, I'm Black April 21, 2008

Female Dillon

There's no way of even describing Dillon, because nothing would do her justice. Sexiest, Funniest, Sweetest, Swaggiest and most incredible girl you could ever meet. Her smile, her laugh, her eyes, her hugs, her voice and just everything about Dillon is perfect. These are the sexiest of all Dylans and especially if you have α colored Dillon. They are often mistaken for Dillions but they keep their cool. If you have α Dillon you better keep her because you are one lucky guy. The Dillons are also great friends, they can keep secrets and have a good laugh with. Be sure to keep Dillon because she is one friend you cannot replace. She may not be the most smart or beautiful girl ever but she is one for the list. Dillon can surprise you so give her a chance.
Female Dillon means: A female of the male name "Dillon" it also meants "Lion" in Ireland and "The most amazing best friend" in a friend language.

"There is nobody like a Female Dillon"

#Female #Dillon #Silly

by Dillon ~.~ October 14, 2017

Female Crush Friday

Abbreviation more commonly used on the social site instagram as F.emale C.rush F.riday created as a response for MCM (m.en c.rush m.onday)

Today, my Female Crush Friday or FCF is Rihanna

by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019

Fedmaxxing

one who spreads too much comical but real information on something that notices the feds

How to make a bomb....

oh shit gotta stop fedmaxxing
How to make a bomb in minecraft
*phew* crisis averted.
"where to find someones house"
uhhh
...in minecraft.
*dies as feds are in my location*

by tf2hatts October 8, 2021

alpha female wolf

Alpha Female Wolf is born into her pack where an alpha female is already present. She leaves her pack as a lone Alpha seeking her alpha male, she will meet a lone male wolf. She will teach him if necessary to hunt and provide and together they will both become strong and build a pack, a strong pack!!! Once she finds her Alpha mate she is mated for life!!!

The most famous wolf in the world, was a alpha female wolf. RIP06

by AlphaFemaleWolf75 January 31, 2019

Mirror Universe Female Shatner

A weak minded social justice warrior who still lives in a low-rent apartment, had their mommy and daddy pay for their college tuition, and has never worked for anything in their life.

Synonym(s): Anti-American, Socialist, Moron, Speedbag, Retard, Lefttard, Libtard, and Liberal Retard.

Mirror Universe Female Shatner isn't a human being. She needs to be exterminated.

by WeeW MooM March 16, 2020