faptasm

Originating from the term fap; in masturbation, a orgasm can be called a faptasm.

These pictures of the Olsen twins make me want to faptasm.

by h00r December 6, 2004

Social fantasy

A fantasy of saying something to someone that you would never actually say.

Coming up with a good comeback, after the argument.

Brian Regan: I have this social fantasy, of being one of the twelve astronauts on the moon, knowing that I'd always be able to top anyone's story.

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George: "Yeah, well the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"

by Oxymorphazone December 20, 2009

Final Fantasy baby

A Final Fantasy baby is a person with 50% Asian blood, and 50% Caucasian blood. Final Fantasy baby refers to Final Fantasy characters, on how they are Asian, but look super white.

"Is your baby Asian?" - Friend
"Yeah, he's a Final Fantasy baby!" - Caucasian person
"How's your Asian husband/wife?" - Friend
...

by CloudTheHeroX October 24, 2012

Final Fantasy 7

A subject of controversy between "old-school" and more recent FF fans. Those who started with FF7 almost invariably say that it is the best one in the series, while those who have played the earlier games mostly think that while FMV scenes and improved graphics are nice, they don't make the game. This latter group tends to consider FF7 to be, while good, highly overrated.

Final Fantasy 7 was a good game. I personally like FF6 better though.

by Artscrafter August 3, 2004

Final Fantasy VII Fankids

Pigheaded, ignorant sheep-minded fools who refuse to admit that games have improved in the decade since Final Fantasy VII was released. Worship an overhyped video game because it is fashionable to do so. Also tend to target Final Fantasy VI and VIII as the popularity driven trend of hate.

Any attempt to improve or advance the stale, trite formula of: "Stand in a line, pick fight/magic/Item from a menu and wait.
-Or, moving past interface/designs that only existed due to hardware limitations-
are met with fear, irrational rage, insults and a refusal to accept change or improvement.

Immune to logic, common sense, counter arguments or objective, even handed thought.

Final Fantasy VII fankids want Final Fantasy VII over and over with graphical improvements only. They are also arrogant enough to define the entire series by superficial means like "being turn-based".
Nothing will ever be good enough because they don't want it to be and don't care how ignorant and stupid they look.

by Lig Na Baste June 10, 2008

final fantasy withdrawal

what you go through when you have beaten or cant a final fantasy game

me-damn (twitch) i, i, need more final fantasy (twitch)
other guy- damn dude your going through final fantasy withdrawal, stop playing it so god damn much

by retrotard November 5, 2006

step fantasy

The dream of fucking your step family. It’s a very common feeling.

“Hey babe can we try to role play some step fantasy?”

by Bean12345678910 November 13, 2018