Final Fantasy hair

n. The accidental or nonaccidental styling of one's hair to where it looks like it belongs in a Final Fantasy game.

After I washed my hair and dried it with a towel, it became crazy like I was from Final Fantasy.

by Tim McConnell July 29, 2005

fantra

The involuntary tightening of the asshole upon exposure to something unbearably cheesy.

Dude, the Backstreet Boys give me hella fantra.

Yeah, they're fantra-licious yo.

by the hun January 20, 2005

fantastisch

German word for "fantastic;" made popular by the 2009 movie "Bruno."

You look fantastisch in that suit made of velcro!

by straightdave July 29, 2009

castration fantasy

To be castrated by the woman who you love and worship, either real or fantasy

castration fantasy is when you dream about or desire or think about the woman you love to loving-ly remove your testicles or to keep them in HER possesion

by viking48 February 28, 2009

Final Fantasy V

Final Fantasy V is the fifth installment in Squaresoft (now evil Square-Enix) Final Fantasy series. It was released on the Super Famicom, but was not released in America originally, but was later fan-translated by a random pirate group. What they didn't know, their inaccurate translations would later become canon, even though a much better translation would be released for the GBA later.

Final Fantasy V utilizes Final Fantasy III's job system, allowing maximum customization for the four (one is eventually replaced) characters, with jobs like Warrior, Thief, Black Mage, Geomancer and Monk.

The game was largely criticized for its graphics, which were not a large improvement and in essence a modified version of Final Fantasy IV's.

It also has a great villain called Exdeath.

Hey, have you ever seen the fan translation for Final Fantasy V?

That was a fan translation? I thought it was a transcript from one of George Bush's speeches....OHH!!!!!!!!!

by Jawk Heehee May 27, 2007

Fantasy Football

Football is where two groups of men fight each other to force an 11" leather object into each other's end zone; fantasy football is for people who like to fantasize about it.

Tim: Hey, mate. Do you want to play football this season?
Phil: Nah, bro, I'm going to play fantasy football instead. I still haven't recovered from the pounding I took last season.

by Lebanation May 22, 2016

Final Fantasy XIV

The fourteenth installment (not counting spin-offs) of the Final Fantasy series. The second one to be online. Initially received terrible reviews. It has since begun to turn itself around and is becoming more similar to Final Fantasy XI. The game will be F2P until it is up to par with all other MMO's and then will also be released on the PS3.

The class system is even more flexible than it was in XI. One can now change jobs on the fly without returning to their mog houses. Additionally, crafting skills now have their own classes and the crafting system has gotten more complex, requiring one to pay attention to what they are doing while crafting an item instead of just clicking okay once the ingredients are set.

Final Fantasy XIV originally took a lot of heat but it has since come a long way and it will probably become one of the next big MMORPGs. Give it a try while its free!

by Lelani Armas of Lindblum August 22, 2011