Facetwatting

The act of posting something on Twitter and Twitter immediately posting the message on Facebook. So if you follow the person on both, you get both messages.

Man 1: Hey Charlie just posted a funny joke on Twitter.
Man 2: He just posted a really funny one on Facebook.
Man 1: Its the same joke, he's totally facetwatting.

by neuro24 March 8, 2013

facetnating

To be fixated or astounded by some fine cut jewelry.

Diamonds are facetnating to look at... when in the right lighting.

by NepentheRay October 30, 2013

facetime facial

A FaceTime Facial is when a man calls you on FaceTime while you are at work and cums as soon as the call is answered and then hangs up.

During my FaceTime Facial he got cum on his camera, and cancelled our future appointments. facetime facial

by Red Polish February 13, 2018

Facet

To be extremely camp, and enjoy your bum hole being exposed to massive penis.

Famm, you are a fucking FACET, just like that FACET Toxin, kmt getting Jigged up like that on a madness.

by ohStokesy August 14, 2019

Faghetti

Spaghetti made up of gay people, apparently common amongst cannibals

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm all out of Faghetti

by ABiggerNigger May 16, 2022

national fall asleep on facetime day

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.

hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"

by dumbooo May 12, 2020

fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008