Evanescent

A form of evanescence(also the name of a kick ass band), evanescent means to have a tendancy to dissapear or vanish like vapor.

Life is evanescent....

by angetombenoir May 9, 2006

evangelical movement

A group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.

-Class, explain to me the class structure of ancient rome.

-uhhhhh. . . Jesus?

-well, close enough.

by gunshow January 20, 2005

evangelist

Used to refer to someone that preaches a cause with devotion to the topic. Taken from the use of the word Evangelist to refer to someone that preached the good work of the protestant church, usually in the form of a missionary.

Robert Scoble is SUCH a Microsoft evangelist!

by Shaf August 20, 2005

Evangelina

The nicest girl to be a gf with she will be mad at you for a little but but not long

Evangelina was mean at me but she was joking i still love her though

by BeatUpDallis February 24, 2018

evangelical atheist

See asshole

An evangelical atheist is one who not only believes there is no god or other supreme being, but is obsessed with convincing everyone around them to become an atheist too, usually through hard-line intolerance (the kind they accuse other religions of). When cornered they usually try to put down their opponent's religion and bash them for 'blind faith', not realizing that their belief that there is no god is no more or less valid or provable than the other guy's belief that there is one.

Not to be confused with normal atheists/agnostics, who for the most part just dont talk about religion and accept the beliefs of those around them as their perogative. Evangelical atheists are particularly common on the Internet, as organized religion is generally accepted as part of 'the system' of global human society, and lately it's become cool on the Internet to hate 'the system'. Mostly teen angst if you ask me...

Evangelical atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist."
Other guy: "Cool, I'm Jewish."
Atheist: "YOU FOOL! YOU PRACTICE RELIGION LOL, YOURE A DUMBASS AND IM COOL BECAUSE IM AN ATHEIST. I SHALL NOW PROCEED TO EXPLAIN WHY BLIND FAITH IS DUMB, UNLESS ITS BLIND FAITH IN ATHEISM WHICH IS A COINCIDENTAL EXCEPTION"
Other guy: "Shut it bitch, you're a dumbass"
Atheist: "BUT IM AN ATHEIST, WHICH MEANS IM ALWAYS RIGHT. AND IM NOT AN INTOLERANT PRICK LIKE ALL MEMBERS OF RELIGION ARE, HURR HURR HURR.

by C++ September 7, 2005

Evanerd

From playing the arcade game, jubeat. Playing the song Evans during gameplay,shitting,eating,travelling,standing and every other places possible for arms to move freely tapping the patterns for Evans.

You are an Evanerd

by Sumidaganerd December 26, 2009

evan (female)

Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person

Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?

Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly

Male: Dude that's hot

by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017