Eternal

The most bad ass Pokemon Online killing machine from the future auth ever! This son of a gun has no mercy. He'll mute your ass if you say something retarded like "Hello, my name is coyotte509." Cuz no one gives a shit about your name, and then 69 secs later, you're ass just got banned. We all know Professor Oak runs the place, but Eternal flies the place. He's fresh, he's fly, he's so damn high. Everything he does, he does it big. When he pulls off the lot, he's stuntin'.

(16:52:17) coyotte508: Hello, my name is coyotte508
(16:52:33) +Bot: coyotte508 was muted by Eternal!

by NightmareKnight March 3, 2011

Eternity

The amount of time between when Blizzard reveals a game and when they actually release it.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've been waiting for you for an eternity!"
Guy 2: "OH MY GOD!!! They finally released Diablo III?!?"
Guy 1: "Um... k fine it's only been a few hours, sorry bro."
Guy 2: "You suck."

by Captain Conservation May 11, 2010

eternal transfer

Medical term used to describe where a patient goes after they die and leave the hospital.

Mr Jones has had an eternal transfer to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Eternal Silence

An awesome mod for Half-Life 2. Cross between a space flight simulator, any game that employs capture points, and Battlestar Galatica. DL it you fucking loser; ES is the shit.

Hardcore Mother Fucker 1: WOOOOOO! I've been playing ES dued! Download it so i can corkscrew your fucking scout with my fighter and pump some missles up your goddam thrusters fucking then capture your whole fucking station single handadly because i'm such a BEAST!!!
Hardcore Mother Fucker 2: Ya!!! I'm going to download Eternal Silence now!!!

by CobsterMobster September 22, 2008

eternalarse

Being a complete asshole all the time.

1) Dude, it's a funeral, stop being an eternalarse...
2) Get over yourself, stop being such an eternalarse.
3) Ok, this is my wedding, you are my best man, where are the rings??? Stop being such an eternalarse!

by bfnuisence December 6, 2014

eternal goals

(noun) (plural noun: squad goals): A goal that is constant and never ending. An inspirational term for what you’d like to accomplish in life. A Used best when placed at the end of a directional statement.

Kylie Jenner is eternal goals.

by felfel February 3, 2017

Eternal Furious

An angry fat man who likes computers

yo that dude is one Eternal Furious

by haydenspernato August 21, 2017