Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

Equal

1. to equal; being less than the standard expected in a certain situation by your friends.

2. word used in place of the equal sign commonly used in instant message conversation.

3. word used in place of any negative adjective.

1. (friend #1): "What did you do tonight?"
(friend #2): "I had sex with a fat girl."
(friend #1): "Man...YOU EQUAL!"

2. "You = not straight"

by unemployed January 1, 2006

Equadorian Fish hook

When you are having sex with a woman from behind you stick your finger in her anus and then put the same finger in her mouth and mimic a fish hook in her cheek with it by pulling to the side.

Guy 1: Hey man last night I houdinied my biatch!

Guy 2: Yeah thats awesome but last night I equadorian fish hooked your wife.

by equadorian freak July 16, 2010

Hobo Equation

The Hobo Equation also known as the homeless equation is a simple equation in which to roughly estimate the number of Homeless individuals that exist in a given area. The equation as it stands today is H=0.0247P-.000862X^2 Where H is the number of Homeless people in one square kilometer P is the population of the given city and X is the distance in meters.

This Equation shown using a mock position 10km outside of a city of 3.5 million people
H= 0.0247*3 500 000 - 0.000862(10 000)^2 H= 86 450 - 86 200 H=250
Therefore there would be on average 250 homeless people per square kilometer 10km away from the centre of the city.

I.E. I used the hobo equation and there are 250 hobos in this area!

by Christian Irwin May 11, 2007

the equal pay act

A woman riding a dude, she gets him about 30% away from an orgasm then gets up and leaves.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"I met a really cute guy last night, but it was pretty hot so I totally put the equal pay act on that ass like a bad bitch."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

Awkward Turtle Equals Awkward Babies!

When you get a bit sick of the boring old 'Awkward Turtle'

Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)

Put it together fast and you get it! :D

Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!

by gilliaanx August 5, 2011