eastern kentucky grandma

A grandma in her 30s. Had her children when she was younger than 15. However, she doesn't look 30 (more like 70) due to all of the drugs she's taken. Has a hoarse voice and raspily yells at her grandchildren.

That old husk must be an eastern kentucky grandma!

by granny343 October 14, 2011

Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 January 1, 2012

The Eastern Front

The Eastern Front is a drink which combines equal parts high percentage Russian and German alcohol, Vodka and Jägermeister respectively. The name comes from the second world war where the two sides fought against each other. The cocktail is a mixture of signature drinks from both countries.

Yo bartender, can you hit me up with The Eastern Front? I'm feeling a little thirsty.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Maryland's Eastern Shore

The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.

Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.

by BB29 September 12, 2008

Eastern Boarder

A gnarly skate, bike, and/or snowboard shop in New England affiliated with either the Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers.

"Do you ride for Anything?"
"Eastern Boarder for Life"

by Big Dane 603 February 6, 2008

Addison Rae Easterling

Addison Rae Easterling is an amazing queen that doesnt deserve the hate she gets!
I need a bad bleep.
She also influences many of her fans! Her fandom is called sunraes!

Random users of sunraes: .studyaddi , ..honey..addison..19 , prettyaddis , addi...din0 , quarantine.easterling , overlxyrae , addisons...bbys , badass.bleep , online...easterling .

Addison Rae Easterling is beautiful, inspiring, amazing.

by Stop hate & spread positivity October 5, 2020

Easter

A pagan holiday that "christians" have tried make a christian holiday. Easter originated in ancient Rome before Christ was born. Here is where it came from: Nimrod (who tried to bild the tower of Babel) was killed and was thought to be a god by some people. His wife was a whore and when she became pregnant, she claimed the conception was immaculate. The group of people who believed her lie claimed that Nimrod himself impregnated her from heaven. The child that was born was named Tamuz (which is where worship of the cross originated). When Tamuz's mother died, the same group of people that believed he was the savior claimed that she became the godess named easter. They believed that she once returned to earth in an egg (easter eggs). A cult took this myth and turned it into a religion. On easter, pagan priests would impregnate young virgins on the alter (that was meant to worship nimrod). A year later, the babies that were born as a result were slaughtered on easter day and eggs were dipped in their blood (where egg painting originated). Easter does not honor Christ in any way and is not one of God's annual festivals.

Why don't you celebrate Easter? Don't you believe in Christ?

Christ did not rise on Easter.

by Nick0889 July 27, 2008