eastern shore of virginia

unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.

Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?

by HotWings December 28, 2005

Brick Eater

A human being so offensively ugly that it appears they have been eating bricks since the age of 3.

Natasha is such a brick eater!!!

by Gilgamesh1989 August 1, 2008

Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.

man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."

by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009

easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.

Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022

Llama eater

The one that wears 'the pants' in the relationship; takes control / takes the powerful role while the other is quiet and obedient. The llama eater 'EATS' the llama.

'YO, Alexia is SUCH a llama eater, look at her chompin' on Gray's head.'
'I disagree, Gray is a feirce jaguar, he ain't no llama. He'd eat Alexia in a heartbeat.'

by Vanessa M. March 24, 2009