duckotomy

A duckotomy, similar to a dichotomy, is a condition wherein a duck is split into two equal but non-overlapping parts, normally before duckfisting.

Phred and Shaunequa were presented with a duckotomy last Wednesday. They could not resolve it.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

dunk-ho

a word describing a girl that is very permiscuous in her sexual activity. Also has no standards or criteria which must be met to get in her pants. However there are more criteria that must be met in order to consider a girl for dunk-hoism. The first is that she must have slept with three friends from each three different groups of guys. Her number of sexual partners must be over or close to 50, third and lastly she must always wants to be the center of attention and never is.

"Did you see that tube top that dunk-ho had on?"

"Dude you fucked that dunk-ho last night you better get tested"

That dunk-ho gave him something clorox won't take off.

by jeffrey h ob February 5, 2010

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

drunkollection

Remembering events that happened when you were drinking after you sober up.

I had a drunkollection from last night; did I make you take a 2 block taxi drive cause I refused to walk?

by VA Vixen September 8, 2010

dunkachino

The act of getting fucked while taking a shit reverse cowboy style

Funnnnn funnnnn funnnn funnnn funnn. dunkachino

by howie2323 October 17, 2013

duckolded

When you throw bread to a cute little tiny duck and it keeps being stolen by other big macho ducks.

I wanted the duckling to catch the bread I was throwing for it but it kept getting duckolded by all the other big ducks.

by amumz45 October 17, 2017

Dunk nuts

The game of dipping your nuts/scrotum into a hot cup of coffee(usually), usually with friends.

Friend: bro bet you cant beat me in dunk nuts.
Me: my children will boil before i lose to you!

by Skyeet_ November 1, 2019